Bruce

The Informal Leader

Tall and dopey, he’s a go-getter who takes things a bit too seriously.

Bert

The Dumb One

He’s a lovable doofus who is mothered by Bruce and usually (at least) one step behind the rest.

Evan

The Asshole

Small and bitter, he’s always trying to convince the guys to skip the crime-watching and stick to their scheduled ‘man nights.’